What is your sentence?!?

Type out the sentence you end up with:

Pick the month you were born:

January: I kicked

February: I loved

March: I karate chopped

April: I did the Macarena with

May: I jumped on

June: I smelled

July: I licked

August: I had lunch with

September: I danced with

October: I sang to

November: I yelled at

December: I ran over

NOW …

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: a birdbath

2: a monster

3: a phone

4: a fork

5: a snowman

6: a gangster

7: my mobile phone

8: my dog

9: my best friends’ boyfriend

10: my neighbour

11: my science teacher

12: a banana

13: a fireman

14: a stuffed animal

15: a goat

16: a pickle

17: your mom

18: a spoon

19: a smurf

20: a baseball bat

21: a ninja

22: Chuck Norris

23: a noodle

24: my sister

25: a football player

26: a squirrel

27: my brother

28: an iPod

29: a surfer

30: a llama

31: a homeless guy

NOW …

Pick the color of shirt / top you are wearing:

White: because I’m cool like that

Black: because that’s how I roll.

Pink: because I’m crazy.

Red: because the voices told me to.

Blue: because I’m **** and I do what I want

Green: because I think I need some serious help.

Purple: because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.

Gray: because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange: because I’m AWESOME!

Brown: because I can.

Other: because I’m a Ninja!

None: because I can’t control myself!

NOW … type out the sentence.

My sentence was…

"I sang to Chuck Norris because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader."